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Most of you do not know the basic functions of computer technology. This is depressing, since I have forced you all to keep logs so that I and everyone else may peruse your usual day-to-day activities, as banal as they are. Use your computer terminals more often. If you cannot, tell me (or the rabbit-toothed boy) why as soon as possible. I cannot stress this enough.

Also, there are some of you who either know witchcraft or simply have an understanding of technology far beyond the other mercs here. You have somehow cheated the system and have not included all of your teammates to have access to your logs. You disgust me. Let us perform a simple exercise together to rectify this. In fact, while we are at it, I insist that every merc and member join in (and by insist, I mean you must do this, or face deadly consequences/a cut in your paycheck).

1) Open up your console.

2) Copy and paste the following inside of the window that opens.

3) Click "execute."

4) The exercise will then be complete.

By Friday (hopefully) you will all be thrown into another battle. I see that you are all having a splendid time loafing about, but war is, as I have consistently reminded you, not all fun and games. My engineers have told me that, during the last battle, our respawn system was in top working condition. If I must push you all to drive it over it's limit, so be it. I want the system to be sizzling and to the point of breaking by the time the next battle is over with. Of course, there will be a few... changes... but this information is not for you to know right now.

And I don't have to remind you all that the season for various religious/commercial holidays is fast approaching. My assistants ask me to inform you to watch your message boxes for presents.

Also, continue telling those people that you disdainfully refer to as "friends" about the fort. We need fresh blood. Please check the roster on teufort to see what positions are available.

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22 November 2011 @ 12:00 am
Tell me, Teufort… do you all have mothers? Do you all have maternal caretakers on whose respective teats you suckled upon during your formative years? I am fairly certain that you all do. That said, you should be able to logically conclude that I, your employer, am not your mother. I don't know why I should have to keep track of all of you, but since I am the one who approves your paychecks every week, I have to make sure that you are actually doing your jobs. It does not matter to me if you do them well, just as long as you are participating and splattering other people's blood upon the ground.

From my observations, here is a list of all team members who are on my warning list, i.e. those who have not been participating regularly. If you do not join in during the next week, you will be facing termination (one of you is already two days away from being fired: you are mentioned first on my list). Those with are participating as two classes may have the option of relinquishing one of their positions. I can only imagine the difficulties one might experience coping with dual personalities.


You have all been duly warned.

I was pleased with the result of your first battle, though. You all fought well. The RED team captured the intelligence slower than I would have liked, belaboring the process with their now trademarked bickering. I am currently in the process of formulating an actual challenge for your next battle (which will hopefully occur later next week, if all goes well) and, from the results of the outcome, am working with my associates to better the fighting process.

Until next time.
06 November 2011 @ 09:18 am

Post all of your ideas for future stories in RP here!
04 November 2011 @ 11:51 pm
I don't care what the Administrator says, I'm going to still write rules and updates for this community. I mean, I am the original owner. She can't get rid of me that easily.

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