But I digress.
You have new members on your teams. Befriend them. New members, you have teammates. Befriend them. Inactive members, you are inactive. I will be sending out pink slips shortly, as well as activity checks for those I have not seen write a monthly log as of yet.
We will have a battle soon. Hopefully this will cure the dry spell that we've been having, since I simply cannot tolerate this level of idiocy and inactivity. I have, also, had a message sent to me from one of the disgruntled members of the RED team, commenting to me that his fellow teammates were, and I quote, "stupid ass drunks and morons who couldn't hit a goddamn target if it stabbed them right in the freakin' face". It would behoove you, RED team, to schedule a meeting soon to either discuss this matter with and/or pummel this particular teammate of yours.
You have been informed. See to it that you act according to my demands.